It's not a secret anymore!
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Off to the hospital we go...
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What? You mean he's not going to have his computer with him in the delivery room giving us updates on the fly?
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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Keeping you all in my thoughts . . . hope it's a reasonably painless labor for Mrs. Crackpot!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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I think the update on the fly is he did not keep it zipped so now there's a baby.Scooter wrote:What? You mean he's not going to have his computer with him in the delivery room giving us updates on the fly?
Here's to s smooth takeoff and delivery.
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Good luck Mrs CP.......what a lovely Xmas pressie.
Congrats to the pair of you.
Congrats to the pair of you.
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Well I'm in the hospital now on my iPod but it's a bit torturous typing on this thing so I won't be updating often
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False alarm
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You mean false labor? ...I boiled all this water, and tore up all these sheets for nothing!? 

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Kept you busy didn't it?
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This will be a very busy week, now that we know the baby is coming.
How did the trial run go?
How did the trial run go?
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It went good.
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Not interesting enough to keep you from the net though...



Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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From what I can tell I'm only there for moral support.
besides why else would they have free wifi?
besides why else would they have free wifi?
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Exactly. You did your bit nine months ago mate, now it's her turn. And don't let any feminazi nurse tell you otherwise!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Hes not so brave when I have his balls tightly gripped in my hand!
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Which is not often enough these days, according to him 

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Not so sure that would be a smart thing to do during labourSisterMaryFellatio wrote:Hes not so brave when I have his balls tightly gripped in my hand!

"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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My point exactly Scoot!!
He would have lost a bollock had he put twins in me...that was the promise......First question he asked at the first scan...."Please tell me its not a double yoker in there"
2nd Promise if i do labour - everytime I have a contraction I can squeeze your balls...just so he got a taste of what I was going thru!
I think that should be in everyones birth plan!

He would have lost a bollock had he put twins in me...that was the promise......First question he asked at the first scan...."Please tell me its not a double yoker in there"
2nd Promise if i do labour - everytime I have a contraction I can squeeze your balls...just so he got a taste of what I was going thru!
I think that should be in everyones birth plan!


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A ball squeeze compared to a single contraction is way over the top. (especially the early ones)
BTW Friday night is when they send in a search party.
BTW Friday night is when they send in a search party.
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Which means the missus will begin labor on her own Friday afternoon. Good luck!Crackpot wrote: BTW Friday night is when they send in a search party.
GAH!