House-hunting follies...

[MajGenl.Meade]

He's precious!

[oldr_n_wsr]

He's precious!

Yes he is. And he's all ours.

[Joe Guy]

I don't think I would have made it this far in life without my coping saw.

[Bicycle Bill]

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[Long Run]

I don't think I would have made it this far in life without my coping saw.

You pun on this board without a hack saw.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Joe

I could never go home again without my back saw

[oldr_n_wsr]

I saw what you're doing.
You're just scrolling for laughs

[MajGenl.Meade]

You miter saw that and then again, you miter not.

[Long Run]

It's too late now, we have ourselves a chain saw.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Don't fret about it

[Sue U]

How often do you have to saw a table? Wouldn't it make better sense to buy a saw with a wider range of applications?

IK,R? But you really do need the proper tool for the job. Like when I had to use a band saw for my guitarist.

[rubato]

Or a chop saw for severance.


yrs,
rubato

[Long Run]

That's plane silly.

[Lord Jim]

How often do you have to saw a table? Wouldn't it make better sense to buy a saw with a wider range of applications?

IK,R? But you really do need the proper tool for the job. Like when I had to use a band saw for my guitarist.

I was kind of hoping somebody here might not get that I was kidding, and explain to me that a table saw isn't actually for sawing tables...

But I can see now that everybody in this group is much too swift to fall for anything like that...

[Joe Guy]

I was kind of hoping somebody here might not get that I was kidding, and explain to me that a table saw isn't actually for sawing tables...

I thought somebody wood too but everyone nailed it.

[Long Run]

We sawzall.

[BoSoxGal]

This is EXACTLY why I can't ever quit y'all.

[Bicycle Bill]

That's plane silly.

But it's on the level; that's the unvarnished truth.

And BSG — how long have you been here with these studs?  You should have known the drill by now.

-"BB"-

[oldr_n_wsr]

But sometimes you have to take a different router to get to the same planer.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I half expected lib to chime in with something about a jigsaw

But he probably doesn't do puzzles