Things That People Say...

[Crackpot]

I was thinking about the bowler I mean only having elbow control and a stiff wind might accidentally cause it come back on himself.

[Sean]

It's not a game for the fainthearted CP...

[Crackpot]

So there's quite a few one-eyed bowlers? How do they adapt for the lack of depth perception?

[Sean]

When a bowler loses an eye he is dismissed as a 'Nancy Boy' or 'Aussie' and sent to stand behind the batsman as a 'Wicket Keeper' (from the olde English meaning 'new bowler's target').

[loCAtek]

Hey CP, tell'em how Peru invented the Bowler, not England...

[Crackpot]

Does he get to keep the bowler and the briefcase? (i'm asuming he gets to keep the umbrella as a macabre trophy)

[Miles]

WHAT EVER!
Those two words are are able to turn a good day into a bad one in an instant.

[Rick]

Waht (What) Ever...

[Rick]

As an aside:

From Here

Word of the year, austerity.

Runners up, pragmatic, moratorium, socialism, and bigot...

[oldr_n_wsr]

Where to start, I could be in a Dilbert comic with all the corporate speak I was confronted with in my old job. this new one is much more of a relaxed atmosphere
For a while I remember there being a Corporate "Bullshit Bingo" card going around that one would take into meetings and you would fill in the box whenever you heard a word that was on your card.

just a few that drove me nuts
"opportunities"
"red risks"
"action items"
"win win"
"synergy"

just went and looked it up, here's a bullshit bingo card.

Bullshit bingo

[Crackpot]

you forgot "issues"

[Long Run]

you forgot "issues"

That would be "critical issues."

They also should have a space for "space" as in our firm occupies the imbecilic space, like we would even know, like, what that means.