Ideas for How Samsung can dispo those self-igniting phones.

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rubato
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Ideas for How Samsung can dispo those self-igniting phones.

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You've heard the story about how the Galaxy 7 catches fire and burns like a pocketful of magnesium if you make the mistake of turning it on or trying to charge it?

Well Samsung is going to have millions of these things to get rid of when the recall is over. Let's help them out by coming up with some creative ways they can get rid of them.


1. Hand them out as 'loot' at the next banker's or Coal producers conference!
2. Gifts for the volcano god.
3. Self-scoring Pistol range targets.
4. Gifts for N. Korea.
5. Outdoor kinetic art.

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Re: Ideas for How Samsung can dispo those self-igniting phon

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Send them back to the factory and replace the batteries.

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Hand them out as 'loot' at the next "Union Of Concerned Scientists" conference!
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Re: Ideas for How Samsung can dispo those self-igniting phon

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:ok

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Re: Ideas for How Samsung can dispo those self-igniting phon

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These phones are harmless so long as the consumer remembers not to activate the "self-destruct" app.
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