Don't hold your breath Eric...

[Lord Jim]

I have an email from Donald this morning asking me for my advice on debating Hillary...

I'm thinking of suggesting that he do the whole debate wearing one of those Steve Martin arrow-thru-the-head deals, and then at an opportune moment drop his pants and moon her....


Maybe when they come out to shake hands he could let her have it with a water squirting carnation...

Squeezing a whoopie cushion while she's speaking would be a nice touch too...

When they're walking off stage at the end, maybe he could pinch her ass....

[Joe Guy]

Interesting ideas, but I expected you to suggest that he do something different than his usual routine...

[Econoline]

• Anthropologist Jane Goodall: Trump’s debate style reminds me of ‘dominance rituals’ of chimps

In an interview with the Atlantic, famed anthropologist Jane Goodall stated that watching GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump in the Republican debates reminded her of how chimps act in order to express dominance.

“In order to impress rivals, males seeking to rise in the dominance hierarchy perform spectacular displays: stamping, slapping the ground, dragging branches, throwing rocks,” she explained. “In many ways the performances of Donald Trump remind me of male chimpanzees and their dominance rituals..

According to Goodall, famous for her landmark book My Life with the Chimpanzees, Trump reminds her of one chimp in particular — whom she called Mike — who created unnecessary noise in order to scare off his rivals.

“The more vigorous and imaginative the display, the faster the individual is likely to rise in the hierarchy, and the longer he is likely to maintain that position,”she explained.

The anthropologist stated that she plans to watch the debates between Trump and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and that she expected she will see a lot of Mike in Trump’s performance.