
If you think you have it bad...
Re: If you think you have it bad...

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
- Bicycle Bill
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Re: If you think you have it bad...
When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit, and lie down on your bed.
Next, open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

-"BB"-
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit, and lie down on your bed.
Next, open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
- "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?