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Scooter
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Mine was "I'm at a conference today, I'll check when I get home"

Do it with actual texts (2nd to last one is not an absolute necessity, but don't just make something up).
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Sue U
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"That's great! What about Sarah?"

ETA: One before that was:

"Yes. Working from home right now but will be in the office in about an hour."
GAH!

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Can Tim do anything? Are they behind on the rent?

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"Oh god, still sore from Monday"

The one before that --- "now time to clean it up"
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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"It will probably be short. The students are supporting their professors."
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“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.” 

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Leaving now.

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I saw this on FB, and my reply (which would still be the same as I haven't texted anyone since last Thursday) was :

"Make it quick. Traffic is really bad."


But it works even better in context- I was texting a friend who wanted to know if she had an extra half hour to change outfits... before going to an Alice Cooper concert.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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"I'd love to, but I'm going to stay home and make potato leek soup. Dental surgery tomorrow morning."

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Sorry, I don't text, so I guess I can't play.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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"Good game tonight"
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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