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Econoline
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by Econoline »
A man buys a lie-detector robot programmed to slap people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner that night.
- DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school, of course.
(The robot slaps the son.)
- SON: Okay, okay! I went to my friend's house and watched some DVDs.
DAD: Which DVDs?
SON: Kung Fu Panda and Finding Nemo and...
(The robot slaps the son two more times.)
- SON: All right! We watched a bunch of pornos.
DAD: WHAT??!! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
(The robot slaps the dad.)
- MOM: HAHAHAHAHA! Well, he IS your son, after all!
(The robot slaps the mom.)
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
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BoSoxGal
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by BoSoxGal »
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
