Shakespearean Insults Generator:
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Thou perfidious ill-bred bum-bailey!
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Thou arrogant spur-galled murderous coward!
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
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Thou reeky puke-stockinged strumpet!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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Thou adulterate weather-bitten varlet!
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I had a an actual Shakespearian insult daily calander last year. One of my favorites was:
"His reasons are as two grains of wheat his in two bushels of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search."
"His reasons are as two grains of wheat his in two bushels of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search."
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Bicycle Bill
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Shakespeare knew wesw???Crackpot wrote:I had a an actual Shakespearian insult daily calander last year. One of my favorites was:
"His reasons are as two grains of wheat his in two bushels of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search."
Wow.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Crackpot, an excellent summary of current USofA national politics.
snailgate
snailgate
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From The Tempest:
"He misses not much. No; he doth but mistake the truth totally. "
"He misses not much. No; he doth but mistake the truth totally. "
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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My favorite play of all time. There is so much to find in it!
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
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Thou perfidious plume-plucked bum-bailey!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Already repeating apparently
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Hey, it knows wes:Thou poisonous white-livered baggage!
Thou pribbling beef-witted eunuch!
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Thou Perfidious Ill-Bred Bum-Bailey
With each insult I couldn't help but think of the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”