New Years Resolutions...

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Lord Jim
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New Years Resolutions...

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I have two:

1.Avoid eating broccoli

2. Try to be at least a little less awesome

I have high hopes for succeeding with Resolution 1, but Resolution 2 is going to be mighty tough....


(I want to try to be less awesome because when you've reached my level of awesomeness, people are frequently intimidated and being the awesome kind of guy that I am, I don't want to make people feel intimated or think themselves to be inferior.)

Some might think that I am not applying the proper spirit to the whole New Years resolution thing...

Anyone here making resolutions?
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Still laughing at #2
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.” 

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Still laughing at #2
Yeah I know...

Like as if that's even remotely possible...
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I thought you idolized Reagan not his VP.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Lord Jim wrote:I have two:

"...

2. Try to be at least a little less awesome

... "
"... `Take some more tea,’ the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.

`I’ve had nothing yet,’ Alice replied in an offended tone, `so I can’t take more.’

`You mean you can’t take LESS,’ said the Hatter: `it’s very easy to take MORE than nothing.’ ..."

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I was kinda hoping that "try to be less of a douche" was going to make your resolution list, rube...
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To remain sober.
To help others more.
To ask for help more often.
Try and be humble.
To be a better person each day.
To pray and meditate more often.
To give my wife more compliments and a better husband (hopefully that will be me.) :o :mrgreen:

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