Did you hear about Mr. Sloth? Seems that the poor bugger was hanging about (as sloths' are want to do) and minding his own business when all of a sudden he was set upon and mugged by a gang of turtles.
Later when the police were interviewing him the officer asked; "Sir, could you give me a description of the assailants?"
Mr. Sloth thought for a moment and slowly shook his head.
"I'm sorry." Mr. Sloth said sadly; "But it all happened so fast..."
[Especially for you Gob. Because a good groan is better than a hearty laugh any day. Just ask AW. ]

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer-