Home for Random Thoughts

[Crackpot]

If t wasn't for Hitler how popular would that mustache style be today?

[MajGenl.Meade]

I've not had a random thought in ages.

Just the one then.

Or

[wesw]

never buy a "backyard discoveries" playset.

what you will discover, in your backyard, is that the company uses crap wood, and whoever picks the parts to go in the package doesn t care if they are all there or not.

their "draftsman" doesn t have a clue how to do fabrication drawings either.

luckily I m good enough to make the missing parts and figure out the proper dimensions on my own.

I can t , however, magically make the wood structurally sound.....

[oldr_n_wsr]

People should clean the tops of their cars/trucks/suvs off after a snowfall.

[wesw]

some of them don t even clean off their back window...

[oldr_n_wsr]

I saw a van today that only had a little spot of the windshield cleaned off. Less than windshiled wiper area. Top/back and all sides still caked with snow. How does one drive like that?

[BoSoxGal]

Badly.

[RayThom]

Obviously, those drivers are most likely illegal immigrants.

If I were Trump I'd detain them and send them back to their point of origin -- one of those seven countries that doesn't have any Trump hotels. That would teach them.

[Bicycle Bill]

Just replaced the kitty litter with 43 packages of Pop Rocks.

Now we wait....

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[Crackpot]

What? you find is it hard to believe there are people that are too lazy to put in minimal effort and expect things to be handed to them but are extremely hostile to the idea that someone somewhere might get something they deem they don't deserve?

How long have you guys been living on this planet?

[Bicycle Bill]

It is not a good sign if you have the entire airplane to yourself because the group going to the psychic convention all cancelled en masse at the last minute.

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[Bicycle Bill]

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[Jarlaxle]

some of them don t even clean off their back window...

I don't, unless the snow on it will fly off. Heck, it's not like I ever look out the back!

[BoSoxGal]

Some days are diamonds . . . but not many of them.

[wesw]

if you take something that is black and ugly and oily, and you squeeze it hard enough and long enough....

voila! you have a diamond.

in other words..., see the bright side.

[Bicycle Bill]

if you take something that is black and ugly and oily, and you squeeze it hard enough and long enough....

voila! you have a diamond.

So you're saying that if we put Dumb'old Trump into a hydraulic press and apply enough pressure, we'll get something useful and valuable?
Go for it!!!

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[Bicycle Bill]

Ever wonder why the "Patriot Act" is called that?

It's because the full name of the act is the "Uniting & Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept & Obstruct Terrorism" Act ... which gives us the acronym of USA PATRIOT.

Just proof that when they drafted the bill they worked harder on coming up with a name that gave them a catchy acronym than on the substance of the bill itself.

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[BoSoxGal]

Oh believe me, 'they' worked on the substance of that bill very carefully, and were thrilled for the tragic opportunity to shove it down our throats & trample our rights in the process.

[Big RR]

And I'll predict we'll never se it repealed, at least is most of our lifetimes. I had great hopes Obama would scale it back, but he just couldn't resist the powers it gave him.

[Bicycle Bill]

If you have to be the designated driver while your friends get smashed, you might as well have some fun with it.
At the end of the night, drop everyone off at the wrong house.
(added benefit — they'll never ask you to be the DD again)

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