Goanna get lunch

[Gob]

When a goanna made a surprise appearance at a south coast restaurant one peaceful afternoon, a French waitress quickly took control of the situation.



On Sunday, Samia Lila was serving at the packed Mimosa Winery restaurant at Murrah, near Bega, when a customer grabbed her hand and pointed at the unwelcome scaly visitor that was crawling across the floor.

"I looked at it and thought it was a dog at first!" Ms Lila said.

"But then I realised it was a goanna."

At about 180 centimetres long, it went under one of the tables and the customers sitting there started to scream.

"Everyone was screaming, so I started screaming too," Ms Lila said.

The 25-year-old put a chair in its path to try and buy time while she figured out how to stop it from reaching customers.

Running out of options, the best she could think of was grabbing it by its tail and dragging it outside across the veranda and away from everyone – including past a woman who had by then jumped on her chair.

"I was just like a kid; I thought 'I want to do it, I want to do it, I know it's bad, but it was getting close to customers'," Ms Lila said.

"I wasn't scared, I like reptiles so was a bit excited."

She has been in Australia since November and it was only the second time she had seen a goanna, after scaring one away from the winery's vines last week.

[Bicycle Bill]

Who else thought of the line from "Crocodile Dundee" when he's cooking a goanna on a spit over a fire ....
"Well, you can live on it, but it tastes like dung."

-"BB"-

[Big RR]

I always thought these lizards were aggressive and (since it is Australia), venomous (Gob?). I would never guess you could drag it by its tail (anymore than you could a cayman). I guess it's good she was a newcomer, the locals stayed out of its way, but it looks like it worked, soi maybe I'm thinking of another lizard.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I never met a reptile I didn't like.
But that's just me.

[dales]

You never met my ex!

[Lord Jim]