Advice for Trump

[rubato]

Hire Christo to design thee wall.





We already know that as a barrier it will fail but this way we will get a beautiful art work out of it. And it will draw tourists from around the world to some of the most isolated parts of the U.S.


Genius.



yrs,
rubato

[dales]

Mexico's design for the wall.

[Burning Petard]

Same functionality as the design for the wall by 84 Lumber.

snailgate

[Gob]

Washington (dpo) - "Too expensive!", "Too expensive!", "Not realizable!" - With such criticism US President Donald Trump is currently confronted with the planned wall on the border with Mexico. An offer from IKEA could now solve all these problems at once.

The Scandinavian furniture builder has offered the US "Börder Wåll" a practical finishing solution, which can only be picked up from the nearest IKEA store using a combi and installed at the desired location. With a total price of 9,999,999,999.99 USD, "Börder Wåll" is considerably cheaper than a conventional wall, which would be estimated to cost 15 to 25 billion dollars.

According to government spokesman Sean Spicer, President Trump is currently reviewing the offer

[Bicycle Bill]

Subject of Thread:  Advice for Trump.

My advice:  Resign now.

-"BB"-