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Gob
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I love Jesus.

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He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I die, I get salvation.

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Gob wrote:He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.


Proven!

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loCAtek wrote:I die, I get salvation.


Unproven!

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What is "Salvation"?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Dunno, but they dedicate a whole army to it so it must have something to do with genocide...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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It's related to recycled used clothing. Maybe Jesus died on a hanger and not a cross.

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I like the tambourines. They should make a come back.
Bah!

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Sent to me by Subbie, of all peeps;


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So far we've got genocide, recycling used clothing, tambourines... and we all know that the Salvation Army Baby Farming Division buys babies for cash to train as brass band percussionists...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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loCAtek wrote:I die, I get salvation.
:ok

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


yrs,
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Jam tomorrow.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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YA YA YA WHAT the fuck ever. You lot have a lot of time on your hands for bashing Jesus.

That's just all fine as fuck all. He loves you anyways.

But what about Mr. Sloth? NO COMMENT? Piss off.

And Jim; No posting of the Christmas tree? Everybody knows that you have a Saint Ronnie tree topper so what gives??

And Hen and Sean were all on "tenter hooks" whatever the fuck that means, to see the pics of my discontent and then NO COMMENT by either of them when I got it sorted out. \\

And NO Comment [except Loca] on my Nationally Award winning Showroom {Ganser Job}? Fuck me pink.

Well piss off the lot of you. Except for Loca my chica you can all just piss the hell off!@ :fu :evil:
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Timster wrote:And Hen and Sean were all on "tenter hooks" whatever the fuck that means, to see the pics of my discontent and then NO COMMENT by either of them when I got it sorted out. \\
Excuse me for not having been around much Timster.

It was nothing personal. I have had a lot of life issues come up.

I am sorry I have not been following things more closely. If you could provide me with a link to your 'discontent' thread, because my addled brain does not even recall it, I am ashamed to say.
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No worries Hen. This was posted in "Laffs". So don't take it as an indictment. I was being facetious as I don't get to post very often either. So when I do I like to stir the soup. Nothing personal back at ya. 8-)

[But Jim does to have a Saint Ronnie tree topper. And Jesus still loves us each and everyone.] :D
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We had a wooden soldier with no legs on our tree this year. He is the Hatch's favourite decoration.
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No legs, eh?

IED, perhaps?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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If memory serves me correct, it was weak wood glue.

:D
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The Hen wrote:If memory serves me correct, it was weak wood glue.

:D
Shoulda used airplane glue, at least then you could have sniffed it. :mrgreen:

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Gob wrote:Jam tomorrow.
or complete oblivion, your pick. ;)

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