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Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Tue May 09, 2017 1:53 pm
FFolkes.
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue May 09, 2017 2:39 pm
This should be an easier one--in the same genre:
Total infertility! In plants and animals. Not just a disease in a few herds, ... or the loss of a single crop, but, the destruction of a whole strain, forever, throughout an entire continent. If my demands are not met, I shall proceed with the systematic extinction of whole species of cereals and livestock all over the world
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by MajGenl.Meade » Tue May 09, 2017 2:47 pm
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
RayThom
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by RayThom » Tue May 09, 2017 3:30 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue May 09, 2017 4:03 pm
Not Cobra either.
Scooter
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by Scooter » Tue May 09, 2017 5:09 pm
One of the very few Bond fillms I have seen more than once, otherwise I wouldn't have remembered.
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Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue May 09, 2017 5:14 pm
And Scooter has it!
Scooter
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by Scooter » Tue May 09, 2017 5:31 pm
The lead actor's name has come up a few times fairly recently. This line spoken by him, more or less lays out the theme of the film:
Great ambition and conquest without contribution is without significance. What will your contribution be? How will history remember you?
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by RayThom » Tue May 09, 2017 9:16 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Scooter
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by Scooter » Tue May 09, 2017 10:56 pm
nO
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Scooter
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by Scooter » Wed May 10, 2017 7:10 am
Let's try another then:
I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Sussa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Niran-Sin, and brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an offering to my god.
Shutruk Nahunte - 1158 B.C.
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Big RR
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by Big RR » Wed May 10, 2017 12:40 pm
It took me a couple of minutes to recall that one--faster than the main character though (and for some reason I don't remember Shutruk Nahunte
).
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by Crackpot » Wed May 10, 2017 1:25 pm
The last samurai?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Scooter
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by Scooter » Wed May 10, 2017 3:20 pm
No. Big RR you might have to take this one if no one else responds soon.
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by BoSoxGal » Wed May 10, 2017 3:23 pm
Here's a hint - it's not this movie:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
Big RR
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by Big RR » Wed May 10, 2017 4:09 pm
I think I can't because you answered my quote; I would have thought someone has seen the movie.
If you don't mind a clue, think Dead Poet's Society meets The Browning Version (I think there was a remake of this in the 90s so someone must have seen this movie).
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by Lord Jim » Wed May 10, 2017 5:39 pm
I know this one, and technically I'm eligible to answer it, but this is a really busy week so I don't have a lot of time to be checking this thread...
If I answer it, I'll pass my turn to the first person who posts saying that they'd like to do one...
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by Lord Jim » Wed May 10, 2017 8:59 pm
Okay:
"The Emperors Club"
Long Run
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by Long Run » Wed May 10, 2017 9:30 pm
I thought that was here: