It's not a secret anymore!

[BoSoxGal]

Congratulations, CP! He's a handsome little lad!

[Crackpot]

Here he is sleeping last night

[loCAtek]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ThX CP!

[The Hen]

Seriously, he is gorgeous.

[Gob]

Must have got his mother's looks

[Crackpot]

Got my first spit-up bath this am.

Hopefully we'll get our discharge papers this am.

[Lord Jim]

Wait till he starts taking a whiz while you're changing his diaper....

[Guinevere]

Didn't you learn to use an extra diaper, just for that purpose? Cover the fountain and you don't get peed-upon!

[Crackpot]

Granted I haven't changed any exceptionally stinky diapers yet, but, I don't see what all the fuss is about.

[Miles]

CP the stink fairey hasn't been around yet, but just you wait it's coming.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Congrats to you and the wife Crackpot.

[The Hen]

The stinky fairy comes into their own when you move onto solids.

You may not see what all the fuss is about, but you will smell it.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I lodt my sense of smell before my kids were born. Guess who got to change all the stinky's?

[loCAtek]

Didn't you learn to use an extra diaper, just for that purpose? Cover the fountain and you don't get peed-upon!

I was taught to use the 'peek-a-boo' method: open the diaper, give'em a second, then close it again.

[Sean]

Didn't you learn to use an extra diaper, just for that purpose? Cover the fountain and you don't get peed-upon!

lol - Easier said then done at 4am when you're getting 8 hours sleep a week!

[Crackpot]

Today we took little Erik to the pediatrician because he hadn't pooed in well over 24 hours. So we go and they say it's not a big deal just yet and give a few pointers on what to do. At the end of the consultation the pediatrician relents and says she'll send the nurse in to use a rectal thermometer to stimulate his glands. The second she goes to undo the diaper Erik fills it full to the brim not only that but it's a size too big since the office was out of newborn diapers. (we forgot our diaper bag in the car) the nurse goes to change it and he fills the new one! after that shit is going everywhere onto the paper (two unrolls) and mind you this isn't diarrhea this is regular baby poo. finally he stops and as we start getting him clean he goes once more. I swear the kid shit his bodyweight

As we're finally getting things all wrapped up. The nurse says, "Erik... I'm not forgetting you for a while"

[The Hen]

[@meric@nwom@n]

Today we took little Erik to the pediatrician because he hadn't pooed in well over 24 hours. So we go and they say it's not a big deal just yet and give a few pointers on what to do. At the end of the consultation the pediatrician relents and says she'll send the nurse in to use a rectal thermometer to stimulate his glands. The second she goes to undo the diaper Erik fills it full to the brim not only that but it's a size too big since the office was out of newborn diapers. (we forgot our diaper bag in the car) the nurse goes to change it and he fills the new one! after that shit is going everywhere onto the paper (two unrolls) and mind you this isn't diarrhea this is regular baby poo. finally he stops and as we start getting him clean he goes once more. I swear the kid shit his bodyweight

As we're finally getting things all wrapped up. The nurse says, "Erik... I'm not forgetting you for a while"

I swear that kids of this age actually shit out their ears. It can be quite unreal.

[@meric@nwom@n]

Oh and wait until he does one of these monsters in his car seat. Epic.

[The Hen]

I remember taking the Hatch out for her first visit to my old workplace.

I had her all done up in her frillies and she looked wonderful.

I put her in the baby capsule to take her in and she shat so much it come out the top of her outfit and landed on her head.

We didn't bother going into work that day ....