And I do mean "respond":
Police Respond To Shoplifting Call...
Re: Police Respond To Shoplifting Call...
Good job. Shoplifters gotta eat too...
Police Respond To Shoplifting Call...
Or it could have gone like this had it happened in Chicago or Philly:
HALT! Drop the cheap pair of shoes or I'll shoot. OK -- you leave me no choice little girl...
HALT! Drop the cheap pair of shoes or I'll shoot. OK -- you leave me no choice little girl...

“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”


