quarterstaffs for everyone!!!

[wesw]

you brits had better protect yourselves because your govt doesn t appear to care if you are slaughtered in the streets.

either that or send all your little pretties straight thru the Chunnel to saudiland or pakiville where they will be put to good use.

then just slit your throats and say that there was nothing else to do.

you did your best.

you are still nice.

dead, but nice.

your daughters are whored out to harems and the Taliban...., but you are still nice....

survival of the fittest still is the standard and it seems that you just don t meet the challenge.

we don t have much room to talk either....

sad.

[Lord Jim]

[Scooter]

It's the oxy talking.

[Joe Guy]

[wesw]

"not to worry, good people. they were on our list. we were well aware of these 'extremists'. we were on top of it. nothing goes un noticed by our fine intelligence services, and we in govt are well aware of all of these 'extremists'."

"it is also true that we are a free country and we support the religious beliefs of ALL people."

"if these people sincerely belief that it is their religious duty to enslave and/or slaughter us..., well..., we must respect that."

"do not be alarmed, we are flooding the streets with un armed men."

"live your life and ignore this..., let it become our normal so that we are not dismayed."

"we can t let them change us. we are nice now."

"we must remain nice or all is lost."

"better to die, good people, than to be intolerant."

"so..., remain passive, don t go all wobbly and consider defending yourself and your country."

"we are aware, we are monitoring, and we are in charge."

[Lord Jim]

[Scooter]

Or then maybe he's moved right on to heroin...

[Scooter]

Oh, I get it now that I have caught up with the news. wes is using Lord Dampnut's renditions of what he claims British officials have said, as if they were truthful renditions of the words that were actually spoken.

Heavy opiate use will cause that sort of confusion, I guess.

[Scooter]

What Theresa May said:

First, while the recent attacks are not connected by common networks, they are connected in one important sense. They are bound together by the single, evil ideology of Islamist extremism that preaches hatred, sows division, and promotes sectarianism. It is an ideology that claims our Western values of freedom, democracy and human rights are incompatible with the religion of Islam... It will only be defeated when we turn people's minds away from this violence — and make them understand that our values — pluralistic, British values — are superior to anything offered by the preachers and supporters of hate.

What wes heard, via his Trumpanzee translation device and through his opiate-induced fog:

if these people sincerely belief that it is their religious duty to enslave and/or slaughter us..., well..., we must respect that

[Lord Jim]

"not to worry, good people. they were on our list. we were well aware of these 'extremists'. we were on top of it. nothing goes un noticed by our fine intelligence services, and we in govt are well aware of all of these 'extremists'."

"it is also true that we are a free country and we support the religious beliefs of ALL people."

"if these people sincerely belief that it is their religious duty to enslave and/or slaughter us..., well..., we must respect that."

"do not be alarmed, we are flooding the streets with un armed men."

"live your life and ignore this..., let it become our normal so that we are not dismayed."

"we can t let them change us. we are nice now."

"we must remain nice or all is lost."

"better to die, good people, than to be intolerant."

"so..., remain passive, don t go all wobbly and consider defending yourself and your country."

"we are aware, we are monitoring, and we are in charge."

Said nobody, ever...

It really is too hilarious...

Here's a guy who bloviates about supposed "fake news" and then he posts a bunch of sentences with quotation marks around them that were never said by anybody...

[Scooter]

He read them in a Trump tweet, and therefore took it as gospel that someone actually said it.

[wesw]

satire is beyond you these days, I guess....

kathy griffin has "broken" you....

if you want good comedy watch "highly questionable"

no severed heads, but Papi is ruthless in his humor...

[Scooter]

Satire doesn't mean making up whatever shit you want and pretending it came out of someone's mouth. That would simply be called lying.

[wesw]

I m sorry, I over estimated your intelligence.

bicycle.....

[Lord Jim]

Wes, you have the same problem using satire that rube does...

You say so many ridiculous things that you intend sincerely that your "satire" is virtually indistinguishable from your normal ridiculousness...

[Bicycle Bill]

I m sorry, I over estimated your intelligence.

bicycle.....

"You talkin' to me?
I said, you talkin' to me??
Who da fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"
—————————
I do not post under aIter egos or stick-man pseudonyms, so I haven't been in this thread until now.
Or is the random insertion of the word 'bicycle' supposed to be your version of 'covfefe'?

-"BB"- 

[Lord Jim]

I believe it was supposed to be a substitute for "scooter"...

Another example of wes's razor sharp satire...

[Joe Guy]

Good catch, Jim. I didn't even get that and I'm supposed to actually be wesw.

[Scooter]