Cocktails, anyone?

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:19 am

'Fellatio cafe' where customers receive oral sex while they drink their coffee

You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.

At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.

The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell can’t do that at Starbucks.

And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50. Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:28 am

And in your other recent posting, Scooter, Switzerland is second only to Canada in the 'most respected country' stakes.

Two head cases, obviously.

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:32 am

Puts an entirely new image to the idea of 'cream with your coffee'.

-"BB"-

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:04 pm

Degenerate filth

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:44 pm

If this idea catches on over there, it won't be long before someone opens a Starfucks and puts all the small cocksuckers out of business.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:47 pm

And it's probably all "under the table" generated income, too.

That sucks both literally and figuratively.

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:40 am

How long before the first "scalded scalp" case?

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