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What do you mean "not THOSE nuts"?

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NATIONAL GRAB SOME NUTS DAY

There are many “nut” days throughout the year such as National Almond Day, National Pistachio Day, National Pecan Day but August 3rd embraces them. It’s National Grab Some Nuts Day!

These little bountiful nuggets contain wholesome nutrients, have a long shelf life and can be quite portable. They add a nice crunch to snacks and desserts as well as savory meals. National Grab Some Nuts Day might seem a little squirrelly, but then again it’s the right time of year for it. Go nuts and grab a few or a lot!

HOW TO OBSERVE

Do not forget to grab a handful of your favorite flavor of nuts today! Post on social media using #NationalGrabSomeNutsDay.

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Within our research, we were unable to identify the origin of National Grab Some Nuts Day.
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Re: What do you mean "not THOSE nuts"?

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It's the female counterpart of Trump's proposed "GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY" Day.
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