Burglar doesn’t flush toilet, leaves behind his DNA
By The Associated Press |
PUBLISHED: August 8, 2017 at 12:07 pm | UPDATED: August 8, 2017 at 12:09 pm
VENTURA, Calif. (AP) — Investigators say a burglar in a Southern California home took a bathroom break and left DNA evidence in the toilet that led to an arrest.
Detective Tim Lohman of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office says the burglar did not flush during the October breakin in the city of Thousand Oaks.
The evidence that was left behind allowed investigators to make a DNA profile. That profile matched one in a national database.
Detectives tracked down the suspect at his Ventura home. Andrew David Jensen, 42, was arrested July 28 on suspicion of burglary.
Lohman did not know Tuesday if Jensen has an attorney.
Jensen is scheduled to make his first court appearance Wednesday.
Busted By His Own Poop!
Busted By His Own Poop!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Busted By His Own Poop!
It is likely that he did not heed other admonishments from his mother. 
Re: Busted By His Own Poop!
Now he's in the shit.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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And everyone is taking the piss out of him...
Busted By His Own Poop!
The ultimate "poo done it!" What a dumb shit.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”