What's the difference between Donald Trump and a

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:11 am

carp?

One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Your turn.....

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:36 am

MajGenl.Meade wrote:carp?

One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Your turn.....

That's an old lawyer joke, but I'll give it a shot...

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a completely revolting, and disgusting scumbag?

One is a completely revolting and disgusting scumbag, and the other is the President Of The United States...

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:28 am

This one's for you, LJ:

Q: What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

A: If Trump gets Alzheimer's his IQ will go up.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:12 am

... Donald Duck?

One doesn't want to fuck his own daughter.

EWW!!!

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:02 am

How are these similar?

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They're both brown and sticky.

(Thank you Alice from The Vicar of Dibley.)

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:11 am

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a narcissistic sociopathic misogynistic bigoted sack of shit?

One is the president of the United States and the other is a description of the president of the United States.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:07 am

BoSoxGal wrote:This one's for you, LJ:

Q: What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

A: If Trump gets Alzheimer's his IQ will go up.

That's hilarious...

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:03 am

I didn't make it up, sorry it sucks.

Why don't you give it a go? So many right wing nutjobs compare them, it's fodder for a joke for sure!

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:37 pm

....statue of George Washington?

One is a monument to racism and should be torn down while the other is a just a statue

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:12 pm

OK, I'll take a turn ..... What's the difference between Donald Trump and a garbageman?

One is a public employee without whom this country could not long function, and the other one is the SCROTUS.

-"BB"-

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:22 pm

So many right wing nutjobs compare them

Yeah, and it's beyond outrageous...

It's an absolute obscenity...

As I said before:

Lord Jim wrote:Like I said earlier...

Lord Jim wrote:
I understand they've got a landscaping crew working 24/7 at his grave site at the Reagan Library to keep replacing the dirt so he doesn't spin out of it...
Since then, they've had to double the size of the work crew...

The Army Corps Of Engineers are working night and day...

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:39 pm

Q: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?

A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:08 pm

BoSoxGal wrote:Q: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?

A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.

I think we may have a winner!

Big RR · Post by **Big RR** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:50 pm

Lord Jim wrote:
BoSoxGal wrote:This one's for you, LJ:

Q: What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

A: If Trump gets Alzheimer's his IQ will go up.
That's hilarious...

somehow I'd bet Ron would have laughed at it. He had a sense of humor that could be self deprecating at times.

Guinevere · Post by **Guinevere** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:07 pm

It's not funny if you've spent time with anyone suffering from Alzheimers or dementia. And that's not how the disease works, either. My brilliant father couldn't recognize his daughters, or distinguish between us, but he could still use his intellectual brain quite well, and remained the family soduku champion until his death.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:36 pm

I just spent the past six months with someone suffering from Alzheimer's, early onset with his life ending far too soon at only 63. Humor, including about the disease, was one of his family's ways of coping with the devastation they were experiencing - which for the last few years included him not being able to feed himself, bathe himself, dress or toilet himself, much less any interaction that could be considered remotely intellectual.

Stop judging other people and expecting everyone to think and feel exactly as you do.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:59 pm

Guinevere wrote:It's not funny if you've spent time with anyone suffering from Alzheimers or dementia.... My brilliant father couldn't recognize his daughters, or distinguish between us...

Guin, it's called "coping humor." You of all people should be intellectually stable enough to understand its value.

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1 ... 0802154374

If I ever get Alzheimer’s, I want someone to put a cape on me and tell me every morning that I used to be Superman. -- Bill Murray

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:04 pm

I agree with what BSG and Ray said. Sometimes you've just gotta laugh about things, no matter how sick or inappropriate it may appear, or you'll spend the rest of your life in depression crying about them.

-"BB"-

Guinevere · Post by **Guinevere** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:26 pm

Speak for yourself, BB. It was extremely painful to see my brilliant, adored father, who adored me back, in that place. But just because I can articulate what that pain was like doesn't mean I'm depressed, or that I dwell on it. In fact, quite the opposite.

And while there was plenty of humor that helped my sister and I through his disease and his death (from dementia-related causes), making fun of people with Alzheimers was never part of it.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:44 pm

Fuck you, Guin. Nobody is making fun of people with Alzheimer's and my dear client's devoted family certainly weren't making fun of him while engaging in therapeutic humor about his devastating illness. I don't know what your father's ultimate cause of death was, but people with end stage Alzheimer's aren't capable of playing Sudoku - they can't speak, and usually die because they ultimately can't even swallow. I've now had over 100 hours in training related to Alzheimer's care, and have read several books on the subject. It's not 'making fun of' Alzheimer's sufferers to acknowledge that they have huge intellectual deficits.

You really are such a judgmental bitch sometimes.

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