Just when I thought I had seen it all...

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:26 pm

...along comes a new cosmetic procedure that you have to wonder, who the fuck sat awake at night dreaming this one up?

Introducing scrotox, botox injections into the scrotum to relax and smooth out the skin so that your balls hang lower and look bigger.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:49 pm

Naturally, the first thing I did when I saw this was do an online hoax check...

Apparently, this really is an actual thing...

Beer Sponge · Post by **Beer Sponge** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:25 pm

Well, there's all kinds of nut jobs out there I guess...

Burning Petard · Post by **Burning Petard** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:24 pm

Probably the same social group that has been adding fake testicles to their dogs after castration.

http://www.neuticles.com/

snailgate

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:32 pm

This crew:

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:47 pm

I recommend scrotal lymphedema.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:57 pm

That's lipodema which is actually a pretty terrible, painful disease - not so funny.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:56 pm

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:57 am

Where else do you keep your change?

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:25 am

Gob wrote:Where else do you keep your change?

Looking for a unique gift? Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum. Use as a coin bag and key chain.
This pouch is made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo and is said to be very lucky.
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Didn't do the bloody 'roo much good, did it?

-"BB"-

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:32 am

made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo

I'm glad they specified that...

I certainly wouldn't want a coin purse made out of the scrotum of a female kangaroo...

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:14 am

Lord Jim wrote:
made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo
I'm glad they specified that... I certainly wouldn't want a coin purse made out of the scrotum of a female kangaroo...

I imagine that would look more like a coin slot if such a thing were possible.

rubato · Post by **rubato** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:01 pm

My wife has had patients ask about vaginal cosmetic surgery.

yrs,
rubato

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:18 pm

That's actually a thing, and becoming more common - labiaplasty. I guess some vaginas are really not all that attractive, but still . . . one would hope one's sex partner wouldn't comment on that, anymore than on a small or unattractive penis.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:10 am

OK, that's it! Who told you, huh? Huh?

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:30 pm

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:43 pm

Furthermore.....

I guess some vaginas are really not all that attractive

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:45 pm

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:19 am

Bwahahaha!

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:14 am

Beer Sponge wrote:Well, there's all kinds of nut jobs out there I guess...

I think we have a winner in the post of September contest!

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