It's not a secret anymore!

[loCAtek]

[SisterMaryFellatio]

Sean dealt with The Puds first...he can describe it in great detail, I was recovering from a caeser and with Seans commentary all I could do was laugh which hurt at the time.

CP - You will be obsessing over Eriks bowels for a tleast another year!


I am still laughing at the mental image i have of Hatch in a frilly bonnet with shite dripping off it!

[Miles]

My youngest son Sean and my youngest daughter Kayla and I all had the flu. Since I was Mr. Mom and my wife was working at Sheetz, a convience store, we were home alone. She was working the night shift, 11 to 7, and Sean then 3 years old woke up crying at about 2 am and his sister, then 5 was in the bathroom worshiping at the porceilin alter. I went into Seans room to find him in his queen sized water bed with shit coming from the collar of his onesie.

I had to take Sean into the bathroom and remove his onesie and bathe him. Then attend to Kayla who was at least able to help herself. Then I had to strip Seans bed and replace the sheets and pillow cases before getting him back to bed, which by now was not a simple matter as he was still having bowel cramps. All this time I am trying my best to keep from pukeing as I am suffering from the same ailment as my charges.

It was at that time that I came to the realization that mothers the world over since the beginning of time are so underated and unappreciated that we, men, should get down on our knees and worship the ground they walk on.

[loCAtek]

[Crackpot]

The good news I have at least 2 years left of lounging around the house in my underwear. REalistically I can stretch it out to 3 or 4.

[The Hen]

I reckon you can do it a lot longer than that.

The Hatch was at least 8 when she asked me to not walk naked from the bathroom to the bedroom.

If underwear was involved, I could have kept it going for longer.

[Rick]

Forever...

[loCAtek]

Well, try not to step OVER your kids in those...


First glimpse of my da's bits that way. Had to have therapy, for the first therapist's guffaws about that!

[Crackpot]

He lost his umbilical cord today.

[The Hen]

Always a big day!

Bet you are happy now that is gone. It'll be a lot easier to wash his belly and you can blow BIG raspberries on it now.

[SisterMaryFellatio]

He lost his umbilical cord today.

Ewww Ewww Ewwww vile vile vile!

[SisterMaryFellatio]

He lost his umbilical cord today.

Ewww Ewww Ewwww vile vile vile!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Was it purple?
I remember my kids UC being purple when it finally came off.

[Crackpot]

Purpleish. Just looked like a giant scab at the end

[oldr_n_wsr]

I always likened it to a purple jalepenio pepper.

[loCAtek]

Are you taking maternity leave, CP?


...spending those hours, just staring at him?

[Crackpot]

Well I was off work/pretty much incomunicado the last two days since on early Tuesday morning my wife woke me up complaining of adominal pains. Turs out she was filled with gall stones and Had to Get her Gall bladder removed. (aparently it's a not to uncommon side effect of pregnancy). So I had one day back at work before I had to take more time off. THry've been cool about it though. THe wife is doing well and my mom has been a great help in the meantime. (though I have officially passed my tolerance levels for her last night) Good news is she's going home tonight bad news Em's mother is coming tomorrow.

[@meric@nwom@n]

Oh dear, you are really being put to the test. Hope things settle down for you soon.

[Daisy]

Oooh poor love, I had gallstones - had em removed last year. Wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy.

Hope things calm down for you from now on love.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Hoping for a speedy recovery for your wife.
and some sleep for you