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For anyone wanting to get a jump on their X-mas shopping...

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...or who wants to treat themselves while doing it.

Two signs snapped by my friend John at a downtown shopping mall:

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Decisions decisions.....
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Scooter wrote:...or who wants to treat themselves while doing it... Two signs snapped by my friend John at a downtown shopping mall...
2/3 "around the world" for under $95? Somehow that sounds like a bargain rate to me. Of course, I have never paid for it with cash so I'm not sure.
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Scooter - are 'jump' and 'John' accidental puns or did you mean to poke them in there? Enquiring minds want to know.

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No puns were intended, but I have no problem with reading them in.
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