Surprised nobody mentioned this

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:00 am

When I heard that Trump had pardoned the National Turkey, the first thing that went through my mind was, "I didn't know that the POTUS could issue a pardon to himself."

Trump pardons two Thanksgiving turkeys, jokes about killing Obama’s birds

Come to find out it was just professional courtesy; an act of compassion from one turkey to another.

-"BB"-

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:20 am

Turkeys are intelligent, resourceful birds - the only comparison between a turkey and Trump is that male turkeys are polygamous sluts.

rubato · Post by **rubato** » Fri Nov 24, 2017 7:34 pm

BoSoxGal wrote:[wild] Turkeys are intelligent, resourceful birds - the only comparison between a turkey and Trump is that male turkeys are polygamous sluts.

Fixed. Domestic turkeys are famously stupid.

Yrs,
rubato

Burning Petard · Post by **Burning Petard** » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:58 pm

One of my childhood friends migrated to Northern Missouri when his father quit the local steel mill (later destroyed by Bain Capital) to operate a turkey farm. My friend came back to visit occasionally and had lots of stories about how the turkeys would find such interesting ways to kill themselves--like stampeding together into the corner of a fenced lot when a hawk flew over head and the first few to arrive at the fence would be crushed to death. Wild turkeys are another animal entirely. (also lots of stories about drag racing tractors.)

snailgate

Jarlaxle · Post by **Jarlaxle** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:08 am

Important note from a dude I know: under no circumstances will encountering a wild turkey improve your motorcycle ride. Encountering one at 80MPH will do approximately $1000 worth of damage to a Road Glide, as well as ruining your pillon rider's jacket. It will also ruin your plans, because said damage will necessitate stopping early, finding a Harley Davidson dealer, and getting said Road Glide repaired, as well as a new jacket.

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:32 am

I'm guessing new underwear as well.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:34 am

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:34 am

Stupid Turkey Videos:

MGMcAnick · Post by **MGMcAnick** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:36 am

I know a guy whose seven or eight year old Taurus was "totaled" by hitting a turkey a few years ago. The stupid wild bird flew directly toward the Ford which was doing a little over 60 MPH. He figured the turkey was going about 30. It took out the headlight assembly, grille panel, the fiberglass header panel behind the headlight, the radiator, condenser, one fan, hood, and made a BIG dent in the windshield. His insurance company gave him $1900 to keep the car. Used matching green parts from a salvage yard were just over $400. His kid still drives the car in his third year of college.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:16 am

MGMcAnick wrote:I know a guy whose seven or eight year old Taurus was "totaled" by hitting a turkey a few years ago. The stupid wild bird flew directly toward the Ford which was doing a little over 60 MPH. He figured the turkey was going about 30...

PHYS101: Is two cars colliding at 50mph the same as one car colliding into a wall at 100 mph?
https://physics.stackexchange.com/quest ... all-at-100

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:41 pm

RayThom wrote:
MGMcAnick wrote:I know a guy whose seven or eight year old Taurus was "totaled" by hitting a turkey a few years ago. The stupid wild bird flew directly toward the Ford which was doing a little over 60 MPH. He figured the turkey was going about 30...
PHYS101: Is two cars colliding at 50mph the same as one car colliding into a wall at 100 mph?
https://physics.stackexchange.com/quest ... all-at-100

No, and the Mythbusters proved it.  While it sounds logical at first glance — after all, 50 + 50 = 100 — one needs to remember that
1) the crash involves TWO vehicles, neither one of which is an immovable object like a solid wall, and
2) since there are two vehicles involved, the force of the impact is absorbed by 2x the mass of a single car hitting a wall.

Or to put it into equation form:  impact force 'F' = speed 'V' ÷ mass 'M'.

So if you have TWO vehicles, each at 50 mph, you double 'V' (50 x 2).  But you must also double 'M' ... again, because you have two vehicles ... hence 2x the mass of a single-car crash.  And after reducing '2V'/'2M' to the lowest common denominator, you find yourself back at the original equation of F=V÷M.

-"BB"-

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:55 am

Bollocks, BB.

F = ma where a = acceleration. Isaac Newton said so (second law of motion); and it remains true 330 years later.

MGMcAnick · Post by **MGMcAnick** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:16 am

So what's a wild turkey's mass, 6:00, 7:00 or 8:00?

According to "Fun facts about turkeys" In the wild, turkeys range from 5-20 pounds.
A five pound bird wouldn't total a Taurus, but some turkey did.
And
Wild turkeys have very powerful legs and can run at speeds up to 25 miles per hour. Their top speed in flight is 55 miles per hour.

For the sake of argument, lets say the turkey was crossing the Taurus' path instead of heading toward it. Would it have done as much damage? I'd guess not.

Or what if the turkey had been flying away from the 60 MPH car at 25 MPH? No way it would have done that much damage with a closing speed of 35.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:20 am

Bicycle Bill wrote:
RayThom wrote:...
PHYS101: Is two cars colliding at 50mph the same as one car colliding into a wall at 100 mph?
No, and the Mythbusters proved it. While it sounds logical at first glance — after all, 50 + 50 = 100 — one needs to remember that 1) the crash involves TWO vehicles, neither one of which is an immovable object like a solid wall, and
2) since there are two vehicles involved, the force of the impact is absorbed by 2x the mass of a single car hitting a wall.
Or to put it into equation form: impact force 'F' = speed 'V' ÷ mass 'M'...

BB. Not quite, but somewhat close. If you check my link above, scroll down until you see "PS: This scenario is also covered in an episode of Mythbusters." Click on that link and the entire episode can be viewed.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:50 am

For the sake of argument, lets say the turkey was crossing the Taurus' path instead of heading toward it. Would it have done as much damage? I'd guess not.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:12 am

Joe Guy wrote:
For the sake of argument, lets say the turkey was crossing the Taurus' path instead of heading toward it. Would it have done as much damage? I'd guess not.
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Shurely, why didn't the turkey cross the road?

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:42 am

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