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Lord Jim wrote:with a lisp...
Do most Catholics still go to math?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...



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Math pun humor? This is a sine of a much bigger problem.
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Useful logarhythms:

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A certain former poster plus our own Joe Guy results in a quaderratic differential.

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I've always been suspicious that quad might be a closet holomorphic.
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Not sure if this qualifies for this thread, but I'm just gonna leave this here...

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It definitely qualifies. Except it could have said "1023 megbytes" and been just that much more geekish.
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Was this a random derive-by shooting?  Or was this the work of the Middle-Eastern terrorist group Al Gebra?

Either way, the assailants were obviously in possession of weapons capable of causing mathive casualties.
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Bicycle Bill wrote: Either way, the assailants were obviously in possession of weapons capable of causing mathive casualties.
Whatever mode they used to carry this out, when they crossed the median, they weren't your average gang, they were a mean one.
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The picture shows the result was multiple casualties....
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Joe Guy wrote:The picture shows the result was multiple casualties....
Yes, that was a sad product.
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Thanks for clearing that up, Scooter. I had been wondering where she was. I have been asking people all day: "Where's Polly gone?"
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