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Man Attempts to Withdraw Burrito from Bank

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Deputies: DUI suspect mistook bank drive-thru for Taco Bell
Updated 6:24 am, Saturday, January 20, 2018

SPRING HILL, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man was charged with driving under the influence after mistaking a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.

The Tampa Bay Times reports that 38-year-old Douglas Jon Francisco was arrested Wednesday evening outside the Bank of America branch in Spring Hill.

The Hernando County Sheriff's Office says employees spotted Francisco passed out in the bank's drive-up lane. After the workers banged on his car for some time, deputies say Francisco finally woke up and tried to order a burrito. When the branch manager told him it wasn't a Taco Bell, he reportedly drove to the front parking lot.

Deputies say they found Francisco in the driver's seat with his car running. He was arrested after failing a field sobriety test.

Francisco was freed Thursday on $500 bail. Jail records didn't list an attorney.
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More Burrito news:
A Taco Bell employee angry about working the morning shift is accused of attacking a coworker with a hot burrito.

The incident took place on Monday at a Spartanburg, S.C., Taco Bell, where a woman said that one of her employees got angry at her and threw at hot burrito before storming out of the restaurant, according to a Spartanburg Police Department incident report.

She said that the staffer was complaining about having to work the morning shift, and kept getting into arguments with other colleagues, when she told him to “stop being a crybaby.”

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

The only thing that's going to stop a bad guy with a burrito, is a good guy with a burrito...
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:funee:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Reminded me of a band I've probably heard but can't name one song that they did...

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