For that special someone who is hard to shop for

[Scooter]

I didn't put it in Laffs because, although it seems like it could be a joke, given that it's the funeral industry I couldn't be sure.

[Crackpot]

Noting says I love you like contemplating thier death.

[Joe Guy]

Please be my forever valentine....

[Scooter]

Pre-planning a funeral can be a way of saying "I love you", but it's no way to celebrate a holiday. I pre-planned my funeral because I didn't want that burden to fall on my then partner, and later on my other family members, when I died, but I wouldn't have wrapped my pre-need contract in a bow and put it under the Christmas tree for them.

[Lord Jim]

I think any guy who decides to surprise his sweetie with this as a Valentine's Day "gift" is raising the odds of having to attend his own funeral a lot sooner than he would care to...

[oldr_n_wsr]

As long as the life insurance policy is paid and up to date.