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datsunaholic
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by datsunaholic » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:12 am
Yeah, not anything I've seen. So random guess time:
"IT Came from Outer Space"
(There's plenty of awful 50s Sci-Fi to choose from)
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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by MajGenl.Meade » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:02 am
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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by Lord Jim » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:29 am
Datsun and Meade are both wrong, but you could get the right answer by taking something from each of their guesses...
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by datsunaholic » Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:57 am
But "Music For An Exotic Monster Beach Party in Outer Space" isn't a movie, it's a music album.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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by Big RR » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:22 pm
finally, a movie I recognize, and I didn't even need Meade's clue. I'll wait my usual day or two.
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by Lord Jim » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:32 pm
Some more quotes:
[Upon discovering the skeleton in Simpson's office]
Hilda: I'm not going to keep a job where this sort of thing goes on.
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[Yes, I can see where that sort of thing could be rather off putting]
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Derek: You make me angry. But I like you very much.
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Betty Morgan: Derek, this is Alice.
Alice Woodward: Derek! Hey, I like that. Come on in! The water's fine!
They just don't write dialog like that any more...
A couple of more non-quote clues:
If you didn't see it on a local Chiller Theater-type show, you may have caught it on Mystery Science Theater 3000...(early 90s)
If you're going to fight the monster in this movie, be sure to bring plenty of lemons and drawn butter...
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by Big RR » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:02 pm
And a big nutcracker.
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by RayThom » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:45 pm
OK, one last try. My brainpan is starting to ache.
Not to be confused with "The Shape of Water."
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by Long Run » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:09 pm
Not exactly The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet.
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by Scooter » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:13 pm
The only guess that comes to mind that would fit the dialogue might be Earth Girls Are Easy , but that would have come out about 30 years too late.
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by MajGenl.Meade » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:12 am
[
Earth Girls are Easy - terrific movie and
Goddess in Progress best album, like almost ever]
If you're going to fight the monster in this movie, be sure to bring plenty of lemons and drawn butter...
All this movie needed was a few alien adolescents to give it credibility. I must have got it this time, LJ - right? Huh? Huh?
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by datsunaholic » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:24 am
OK, so we have lobsters, or we can try this one...
"Attack of the Crab Monsters".
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by Lord Jim » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:43 am
[Earth Girls are Easy - terrific movie and Goddess in Progress best album, like almost ever]
I agree about
Earth Girls Are Easy (and Miss Brown's album) but while there is one plot element similarity (alien boy falls for female Terran) EGAE is
Citizen Kane compared to this movie...
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by RayThom » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:01 pm
"Crab Monster" That reminds me of a young lady who used to party with the guys at the local tappy.
Ah, but I digress.
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by MajGenl.Meade » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:35 pm
Well, if it's not lobster.....
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by datsunaholic » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:12 pm
"Teenagers from Outer Space"
(I really can't believe how many campy "sci fi" movies were made in the 50s.)
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by Lord Jim » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:40 pm
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by datsunaholic » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:12 am
Oh, crab, that was a dart thrown against the wall. OK, now I have to find something...
0) Passport, please.
1) Y-Yes, sir. We're just passing through. We're on our way to France, sir. I have nothing to declare, sir. I throw myself at the mercy of the court!
2) We've only been two minutes and already he's embarrassing us.
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by RayThom » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:10 am
Praise the lord, I think I got one.
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by MajGenl.Meade » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:01 pm
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts