Musical puns

[datsunaholic]

One can rewrite the whole song around it's mondegreen:

I need a bathroom right now
Or there'll be trouble on the way
My guts are earthquakes 'n lightning
I see bad times today

Don't go past the sign
Or I'm gonna take your life
There's a bathroom on the right

My rear's a hurricane a blowin
I know the end is comin soon
I feel my bladder overflowin
I feel my pants become a ruin

Don't go past the sign
It's time to do or die
There's a bathroom on the right!

(with apologies to John Fogerty)

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