Name That Movie!

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A: Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards.

[Chuckles]

A: Simple matter of voltage.
Stars two very well known actors, (one of whom has been featured in other movies in this thread recently.)
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I don't know why, but somehow it gets me thinking of Alabama.

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Call me crazy but this sounds familiar.

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Go teach the Bulldogs to behave,
Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave!
And if a man starts to weaken,
That's a shame!
For 'Bama's pluck and grit
Have writ her name in Crimson flame!
Fight on, fight on, fight on, men!
Remember the Rose Bowl we'll win then!

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Crazy in Alabama?

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Roll Tide, Big RR...
A: Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.

B: What?

A: From Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They're all white?

B: Yes, sir.

A: "Yes, sir" you're aware they're all white or "Yes, sir" you've seen them?

B: Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.

A: I didn't know that. But they are from Portugal.
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All white horses? Then it must be...

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Are we on real sports now or just those tame American ones?

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Wild guess:


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Go 'Bama.

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One of my favorites to re-watch...

Tautly crafted suspense and superb foil chemistry between Washington and Hackman...
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(Voiceover)
This man is like any other policeman anywhere in the country.
He works hard and takes pride in serving people.
Yes, he's a policeman just like any other.
Except for one thing. He... is blind.
(cars crashing)
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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What else can it be...

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I recall a TV show about a blind detective, Longstreet. That was back when detectives had to have some disability--Cannon was fat, Longstreet was blind, Ironside was in a wheelchair, Kojak was bald, Columbo was retarded...

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oooooo Big RR. Fat a disability? You are so socially unsensitive!

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Cannon was fat, Longstreet was blind, Ironside was in a wheelchair, Kojak was bald, Columbo was retarded...
And Barnaby Jones was a former hillbilly...
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Big RR wrote:Cannon was fat
or phat-sensei? I had a week-long trip to Japan in the early 80's and anytime I turned on the TV, there was one working station and it had endless reruns of Cannon, dubbed in Japanese. Good thing I brought along plenty of reading material.

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Big RR wrote:... Columbo was retarded...
and Columbo had one glass eye...

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Nobody is closer to power then the press secretary for the president. But it is never fully yours, it's dangling in front of you. Mocking your very existence. I WILL NOT BE MOCKED ANY LONGER
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