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I learned how to make banana splits in Sundae School.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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But I like yellow Starbursts!!


Puns are ok, too.
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"Why is there a lion and a witch in your wardrobe, Dad?"

"Narnia business, son."
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Here’s a joke I made up (I know you can’t wait to hear it)

What do you call a group of cephalopods protesting economic inequality?

Octopi Wall Street.
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Joe Guy wrote:Here’s a joke I made up (I know you can’t wait to hear it)
What do you call a group of cephalopods protesting economic inequality?
Octopi Wall Street.
That's a good one, JG.

Here's an image to go with it.
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That's what I get for posting my joke on the internet. Someone already stole my idea.
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That was certainly my conclusion...
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Okay, here's one that nobody will steal...

What do you call a group of married African American women protesting against Hollywood's unrealistic depiction of married African American women?

Black Wives Fatter.
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Okay, here's one that nobody will steal...
I'd say that's a pretty safe bet.... 8-)
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Joe Guy wrote:Okay, here's one that nobody will steal...
What do you call a group of married African American women protesting against Hollywood's unrealistic depiction of married African American women?
Black Wives Fatter.
Oh, no, you used the (((FAT))) word to describe women. That's not PC. Have you no shame?

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I object some more f that is clearly a periodic bench
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Was this done already?

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If two people are carnivorous, a vegan restaurant isn't where they would meat.
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