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Christian Broadcaster Rick Wiles: The Antichrist “Will Be a Homosexual Jew”

I know you’ve all been waiting very patiently to learn more about the Antichrist so that you can destroy him at first sight.

The long wait is over. Christian broadcaster Rick Wiles has the answer.

The Antichrist is a “homosexual Jew.”

Because #Logic.

“What is the spirit of antichrist?” Wiles said. “It is anybody or anything that denies that Jesus Christ came to earth as God in human flesh. That is antichrist. If you deny it, then you are antichrist. And the Jews and Judaism is antichrist. Any Jew that denies that Jesus Christ is the son of God in human flesh, then he is antichrist. Judaism is antichrist. Islam is antichrist. Hinduism, Buddhism, all those isms [are] antichrist because they deny the virgin birth of the son of God.”

“I personally believe that the Man of Perdition, the one that you call Antichrist, I personally believe he will be a homosexual Jew,” Wiles added. “Watch out for global Zionism taking over this planet through artificial intelligence. There are two things that you cannot publicly criticize now; you cannot criticize the homosexual agenda and you cannot criticize Zionism. Those two are together. They’re driven by the same spirit. And what is coming is a global entity that is going to be Zionism and homosexuality and it’s going to be operated through artificial intelligence and it’s going to be policed through the most high-tech surveillance society that you can imagine. It will be a nightmare.”

Well. I guess that’s settled.

I’m a bit surprised, though. Last year, a preacher claimed the Antichrist would be a black Catholic Syrian Jew. And the year before that, I was told the Antichrist was Hillary Clinton.

If only these conspiracy theorists would just get together, sort out their delusions, and claim once and for all that the Antichrist is a black Catholic Syrian Jewish Methodist. Who’s gay.

Then no one would be confused anymore.
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And I thought a lot of these Apocalyptic "christians" endorsed Zionism because the return of jews to Jerusalem were part of the signs of the end times. Unless maybe they're supporting the rise of the antichrist as well as a good thing because it ushers in the end times?

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:lol: My rule - no "Christian" should glance at, fool with, least of all try to understand, the book of The Revelation of St. John unless and until... they have mastered every correct interpretation and/or meaning of all the books that precede it.

I believe this means I will never, ever look at The Revelation again. (I did once but was very sorry immediately).

I suppose the flaw in my approach is that the kind of non-christian who utters sexist/racist rubbish about the anti-Christ and homosexual Jews (and blacks and those who are both or neither) probably thinks he's got the first 65 spot-on.
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Personally Trump has been the closest thing to the Antichrist in years. Claiming one thing and doing another. The embassy could be viewed as “ the abomination that causes desolation”. Pretty weak I know but it’s far more solid than the bogieman of the day most of these nut jobs cough up.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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On the contrary Meade you should read and understand revelation especially the part that paraphrases “you will not know until it’s too late”
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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There are lots of mainstream Christian apologetics and research that concludes the Revelation of St John was written for an audience that was living when it was written. It described contemporary situations in the Roman Empire and all the events described in the book have long since happened.

Personally, I think the Major's rule is a good one.

On the other hand, conspiracy theorists never lack for material.

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That was the other Major “end times” prophet Daniel. None of the bad acid trip described in revelation has yet to happen. Though there is enough parallels to to make the claim that antiochus epiphanes will be the archetype of the Antichrist.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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And what is coming is a global entity that is going to be Zionism and homosexuality and it’s going to be operated through artificial intelligence and it’s going to be policed through the most high-tech surveillance society that you can imagine.
Oh thank goodness we'e finally gonna get some help from teh gheys and IT! The schedule we're on now for who's running the banks, the media and the government on which days is just freakin' exhausting. And when Carol called out sick last week the whole thing nearly came crashing down! I barely even have a minute to agitate The Blacks and promote white genocide!
GAH!

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but /sue, will you be auditioning of the role of antichrist? You could prove the good (or not so good) reverend (or not so reverend) wrong.

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Sue U wrote:
And what is coming is a global entity that is going to be Zionism and homosexuality and it’s going to be operated through artificial intelligence and it’s going to be policed through the most high-tech surveillance society that you can imagine.
Oh thank goodness we'e finally gonna get some help from teh gheys and IT! The schedule we're on now for who's running the banks, the media and the government on which days is just freakin' exhausting. And when Carol called out sick last week the whole thing nearly came crashing down! I barely even have a minute to agitate The Blacks and promote white genocide!
Yes, it's all work work work when you're a member of The International Zionist Conspiracy...

I understand they have a pretty lousy vacation plan... 8-)
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Big RR wrote:but /sue, will you be auditioning of the role of antichrist? You could prove the good (or not so good) reverend (or not so reverend) wrong.
I'm not a gaymosexxxican, so that's out.
Lord Jim wrote:Yes, it's all work work work when you're a member of The International Zionist Conspiracy...

I understand they have a pretty lousy vacation plan... 8-)
I'm tellin' ya, no one's in it for the fringe benefits. However, the health plan does provide full coverage for chicken soup.
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I'm not a gaymosexxxican
you mean like these guys?


https://www.wikiart.org/en/giotto/the-a ... das-1306-1

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Big RR wrote:
I'm not a gaymosexxxican
you mean like these guys?


https://www.wikiart.org/en/giotto/the-a ... das-1306-1

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Big RR wrote: you mean like these guys?


https://www.wikiart.org/en/giotto/the-a ... das-1306-1

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Funny you should bring them up. We used to have a prophet-sharing plan, too, but it was terminated about 1900 years ago in a restructuring and subsidiary spin-off.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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