I've Found Trump's Speechwriter!!

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I've Found Trump's Speechwriter!!

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How much Trump can you handle?  Find out at TrumpIpsum.net.

Just tell them how many paragraphs of bloviation you need, and — faster than an Executive Order — this website will deliver.
Here's a sample:
The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family. All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. I know words. I have the best words.

That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family. You could see there was text coming out of her eyes, text coming out of her wherever. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina.

I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words.

Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.
Trump Ipsum — Making Placeholder Text Great Again™!!
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I thought this was Trump's speech writing team:

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Don't forget his text editing team

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And his proof reader...

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Joe Guy wrote:And his proof reader...

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I'm assuming you mean the one on the right in that photo.

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Yes, of course. The guy on the left is an F-35 pilot.

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Joe Guy wrote:Yes, of course. The guy on the left is an F-35 pilot.
Your left or his left? Because I have read that "Dog is my co-pilot."
GAH!

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...I should be trump s speechwriter.

America would glory in my truth1

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Sue U wrote:
Joe Guy wrote:Yes, of course. The guy on the left is an F-35 pilot.
Your left or his left? Because I have read that "Dog is my co-pilot."
Nice one, Sue. You obviously know your Bible.

Colossians 1:15, KJV

Who is the image of the invisible Dog, the firstborn of every creature:

I'm probably going to hell. See you all there!

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ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Sue U wrote:
Joe Guy wrote:Yes, of course. The guy on the left is an F-35 pilot.
Your left or his left? Because I have read that "Dog is my co-pilot."
Nice one, Sue. You obviously know your Bible...
Colossians 1:15, KJV
Who is the image of the invisible Dog, the firstborn of every creature:
I'm probably going to hell. See you all there!
Fear not, there will be a whole lot of catholic clergy greeting you amid those eternal fires.

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