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Forget international and domestic political crisis that are distracting you from things of real importance.

Today, the 19th of September, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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Burning Petard wrote:Forget international and domestic political crisis that are distracting you from things of real importance.
Today, the 19th of September, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
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Aye, matey! Nothing like a big-time, national, pirate celebration, to get ye out the doldrums. All hands are back on deck.
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Well shiver me timbers you scallywags and scurvy dogs...

Here be the pirate name generator:

http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate#.W6KOdflRe1s

"Pirate Tobias the Pink"... :?
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Aaaaargh! I be Poop Deck Eugene!

Jim, check your PMs please....

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@ Joe Guy: fixed.
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Well, this be awkward. Me given name be: "Giant Seamus Scabb" and me surname be: "Rotten Dick Cutler."

Arrr, matey. Any name that has 'scab' and 'dick' in it ain't one ta' bandy about all the scallywags an' scurvy dogs onboard this galleon. I fear I will soon be walking the plank.
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Well I t'were aboard a ruddy clipper.
I filled me ass
With broken glass
And circumcised me skipper

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Big RR wrote:Well I t'were aboard a ruddy clipper.
I filled me ass
With broken glass
And circumcised me skipper
OUCH!!!
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I sailed on the good ship Venus
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Me too Meade (or, more grammatically correct, I did too); there's also a verse of Yankee Doodle that pretty much says the same thing. Drinking songs can be fun.

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a little pirate music....





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By God you should have seen us


. . . and that's quite enough of that.

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No, we have to include:

With a figurehead of a whore in bed
and the mast of a flaming penis (or giant penis or phallic genus, I'm sure there are others)

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Good ol' Barnacle Bill sure was prolific.

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