We all love puns

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"Mr. Potatohead! Urine trouble now."
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His defense will be that it was just a wee bit.
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Joe Guy wrote:His defense will be that it was just a wee bit.
Ah, "a wee bit." The Irish potato curse.
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:lol: :ok
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Seasonal advice:

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They look to me like they are just loafing around.
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It's a yeast infection that has gotten out of hand.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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From a tweet:


Michael McGough
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I shot the tariff, but I did not shoot the subsidy.

Here. Brilliant.
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That's right.
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Long Run wrote:That's right.
What? Don't be obtuse.
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It was quite a-cute response, I thought.
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Scooter wrote:It was quite a-cute response, I thought.
Ah, another straight answer from the gay guy. How ironic.
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I went to the zoo in Louisville. All they had was a dog.

It was a shihtzu.

I stole that from a Guardian comment, but it was worth it.
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