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Well, it's New Year's Eve, and for the past ten days or so I've been getting inundated with various lists looking back at 2018 -- lists like biggest news event of the year; celebrities we've lost since 1/1/2018; most uplifting news stories; most viral memes; the 25 biggest lies Trump told over the past year; and so on at a site called "What... You Think This Is Funny?" run by a blogger/fellow Mental Flosser know as 'Miss Cellania'. If you're interested, you can find all the end-of-the-year lists with links to them here.

However, today I think they have finally scraped bottom (pun intended) with a link to "What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?"

The only question I have after viewing that list is "what's worse" -- the fact that someone compiled and published said list, or that I took the time to click on it and read it?
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I have long since ceased being surprised at what people can stick up their ass, but how does someone get the back of a remote control in his penis?
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I really wish I hadn’t opened this thread.
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how does someone get the back of a remote control in his penis?
Very carefully... :?
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Domino surprise.

I wonder if Mr. Penis and Ms. Vagina were in some kind of competition together?
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Scooter wrote:I have long since ceased being surprised at what people can stick up their ass, but how does someone get the back of a remote control in his penis?
Maybe he was trying to rig up some type of joystick to operate a drone.

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Joe Guy wrote:... Maybe he was trying to rig up some type of joystick to operate a drone.
I suspect some degree of genital bifurcation was involved.
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This reminds me of the story of the woman who went to the the doctor with a vibrator stuck in her vagina. The doc told her "I can have that out in a couple of minutes" but she told him "I don't want it out, can you just change the batteries?"

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genital bifurcation
Now, there are two words I would have been perfectly happy to never see written together....
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