In Australia it's already 2019.
In Europe it's still 2018.
In the U.S. it's 1857.
Time zones are an amazing thing
Time zones are an amazing thing
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Time zones are an amazing thing

“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”