Just when I thought I had seen everything

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:22 pm

Glitter On Your Dog's Privates Is The Strangest Trend We've Ever Seen

Humans are well known for their odd fashion trends, whether it's these "asymmetrical jeans," or pretty much anything involving glitter. But in recent years, we've started forcing odd fashion trends on our beloved furry friends. It's not like they can do much about it, after all.

The latest trend? You're going to need to sit down. A number of groomers have recently started noticing that their customer's family jewels are a little more shiny than usual. Why? Because people are covering them in glitter.

The trend seems to have first been spotted by Royal Paws Pet Salon in High Point, North Carolina. "I just thought I would let everybody know the latest creative grooming trend is glitter," the caption of their Facebook post reads. "Please know that I love doing creative but, I will NOT be doing this. Posting for your entertainment."

Groomery Foolery, a page for professional dog groomers, also shared a photo of the trend, adding: "I have seen so many things in this career. Very few things surprise me. Yet here I sit."

They went on to clarify that the 'art' was done using corn syrup and edible glitter.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:17 pm

They went on to clarify that the 'art' was done using corn syrup and edible glitter.

If it's tasty, dogs being dogs I don't expect it lasts very long...

Sue U · Post by **Sue U** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:39 pm

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:42 pm

Because they can.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:56 pm

Joe Guy wrote:Because they can.

Yuk...yuk...yuk.

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:17 pm

Sure that's not from The Onion?

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:57 am

All that glitters is not geld.

dales · Post by **dales** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:20 am

Anyone remember neuticles?

The average pair costs $310, though some cost a lot more, like the $2,800 watermelon-sized custom set Miller made for an elephant in a zoo. Neuticles are silicone implants for male dogs to replace testicles after neutering.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:25 am

Brings a whole new meaning to Come Dancing....

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:43 am

Glittery on the dog's danglies....

Reminds me of the old joke about the guy trying to figure out if his new bride was ... shall we say, 'experienced'. His friend told him to paint his testicles; one blue, the other one red. Then, when he undressed on the wedding night, if she said, "Those are the weirdest balls I've ever seen" he would know she was not exactly all sweetness and innocence.

-"BB"-

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:09 am

Our dogs had their balls removed when young. It's the law in Aus. A law that Hen wrote.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:21 pm

Kudos to Hen!

Big RR · Post by **Big RR** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:29 pm

But there are neuticles:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/ ... 56424.html

Give the neutered dog his pride back

dales · Post by **dales** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:39 am

As I posted before.

wesw · Post by **wesw** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:43 am

what a wanker!!!!!

it s only the bitches what need to be cut, right?

you fucking whacked your best friend s nuggets off, and the fucking poor old bastard can t even get knocked up!!!!!

you really cocked that one up, eh, old son?

ah well, you can always grow another set if Brother Aussie commands it, eh?

and mebbe you can grow your shotgun back as well.....

....fucking wanker.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:58 am

wesw · Post by **wesw** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:06 am

well, it doesn t bother jim, because he lives in frisco...., and well...., he had to relinquish his huevos upon entry....., but the rest of us, man...., it just curls up our toes...., you feelin' me, bro?

wesw · Post by **wesw** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:09 am

.... I mean, I wouldn t even cut the balls offen an un-needed, and unwanted bull-calf.....

....I d just shoot the fucker when he got too uppity and count my fucking jerky.

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:42 am

wesw wrote:.... I mean, I wouldn t even cut the balls offen an un-needed, and unwanted bull-calf.....

....I d just shoot the fucker when he got too uppity and count my fucking jerky.

Don't you mean, "jerk your fucking cunty", ya little wussy?

This vulgar schtick of yours is getting really old really fast. We may have to take it here, at least until the moderators decide that they've had enough and put you in the punishment closet (and you'd probably get yourself off on it, you limp-dicked wanker) , but you really don't want to talk like that around me IRL, especially if I'm with a lady. I'll slap your foul mouth around to the other side of your skull.

-"BB"-

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:52 am

at least until the moderators decide that they've had enough and put you in the punishment closet

It doesn't work that way around here Bill...

I have been thinking though, that if wes intends to keep this up he might want to consider changing his avatar...

Obviously I didn't know her, but I kind of doubt that his grandmother would really like having her picture associated with endless streams of pointless, gratuitous vulgarity...

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