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Crackpot
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by Crackpot » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:09 pm
I think I got it but I have to use the facilities or to put it more crudely take a leak.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:12 pm
Ah, now I see where you're going with this. You can't fool the ol' Ray-zor -- I'm too sharp for that.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:25 pm
Here's a pretty good hint--think Hollywood's favorite child molester.
Long Run
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by Long Run » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:33 pm
It all comes together:
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:08 am
It's in 3D so you need the glasses:
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:17 am
Not a quote
per se , but the wording on a prop sign seen in one of the set pieces ...
__________'s Sweatshop ... Manufacturers and Exporters of Sweat
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:38 am
I'll go ahead and take it Monday if nobody gets it before then...
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:06 am
OK, LJ ... in the meantime, I'll throw up one more line from the film.....
S: Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute."
T: I was there when he said it...but I never thought I'd be one of 'em.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:55 am
Throw up... that's a clue, right?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
RayThom
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by RayThom » Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:13 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:58 pm
For Ray and Meade ...
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:00 am
Okay, since what we've got here are nothing but a bunch cowardly lions that won't give the correct answer:
The Wiz...
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:49 am
You are correct, sir. Thank you for administering the
coup de grâce .
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:02 am
Okay here's a very timely choice...
It's also a fairly recent well film, (within the past decade) that received a a lot of critical praise and has a well known cast...
A few quotes:
I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.
Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.
I heard tell once of a Jefferson City lawyer who had a parrot that would wake him each morning crying out 'today's the day the world shall end as scripture has foretold'. And one day, the lawyer shot him for the sake of peace and quiet I presume, thus fulfilling, for the bird at least, his prophecy.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:02 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:15 pm
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:01 pm
Another quote:
How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio? Proof that some men ARE inferior, endowed by their maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood! YOU are more reptile than man, George, so low and flat that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you!
RayThom
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by RayThom » Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:05 am
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”