So I go to Home Depot

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Red Green is great. I like some of the rest of the cast as well.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Crackpot wrote:Deck scrubbing sucks!
That's a good tongue twister, try saying it five times fast. :lol:

I ended up with "Desk rubbing ducks"
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Crackpot wrote:Deck scrubbing sucks!

Get a friggin sander, ya wuss!

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I have given up being coherent for the rest of the day.
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Ενώστε τη λέσχη!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Done with the prep and getting ready to stain and what should happen? a gust of wind comes along and blows the paint tray off the patio where it lands in the parking lot and promptly breaks. Oh well I think I got another paint tray in the garage. Go downstairs dig that one out and low and behold that one is covered with rust. The world is plotting against me getting this thing done (along with the other tasks I now have lined up behind it)
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Beer is the only answer..
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Finished that off yesterday. Now I'm on to Rum.
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Be careful with the rum, you may end up with a gaudy, eye-searing, multi-coloured deck...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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You know every muscle involved in a sweeping/mopping motion is sore as hell. Many of which just so happen to be used when tipping one back.

I can't even enjoy my drinks!
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You ever stick a straw in beer? It ain't pretty
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Sorry, thought you'd graduated to rum?
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I have but I was sore last night as well. Luckly you don't have to tip glasses as much as beer bottles, :D
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Well patio project step one is completed Deck is stained/waterproofed. Step two I start tomorrow: repaint/touch up and reinstall railing. I'm hoping 2-3 days on that one with what looks to be one day off rain delay. Then it's touching up the stain on the deck chairs and staining the new deck tables. luck permitting I'll be done by the end of next week.
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Fucking cock weather forecasters!

http://www.accuweather.com/us/mi/macomb ... recast.asp

Mind you when I started this morning it said partly sunny and no rain. Now it says a couple of showers. Look at the fucking radar and there's a fucking storm coming.

Cocknozzles
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Sure enough it just started raining. :evil:
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Crackpot wrote:You know every muscle involved in a sweeping/mopping motion is sore as hell. Many of which just so happen to be used when tipping one back.

I can't even enjoy my drinks!
Need to work on more of those four oz. curls

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looks like I get the weekend off.
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I've opened up the deck to our cat she seems to be bewildered by the color change.
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