Home for Random Thoughts

Members own writings, photography, music, art, poetry, prose.
Show off your own stuff, share the pleasure, suffer the critics.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:02 pm

BoSoxGal wrote:I suspect I should be grateful that image isn’t loading . . .

BSG, I'm surprised at you!  Would I post something inappropriate?
It was nothing more than a .gif of Robin Williams doing his "Mork from Ork" shtick.
Image
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

Countdown to the End of the Trump Administration
Image
Image
User avatar
Bicycle Bill
 
Posts: 4730
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Onalaska, Wi (suburb of La Crosse)

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby ex-khobar Andy » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:16 pm

I stopped orking cows the day they made it illegal in this state. I don't want to be deported. I think the ban was probably unconstitutional but I'm not sure that I want to take my chances with this Supreme Court. Not many people know that Clarence Thomas anagrams to 'the orc manacles' (orc is an alternative spelling of ork) and he is obviously someone who wants to handcuff the practice.

Edited once to bring you up to date on the deep state implications of Justice Thomas.
ex-khobar Andy
 
Posts: 1998
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:16 am
Location: Louisville KY as of July 2018

Home for Random Thoughts

Postby RayThom » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:32 pm

"orking cows?"


In my day... we called 'em 'stump broke.'
Image
“There is no great genius without a tincture of madness." Seneca 
User avatar
RayThom
 
Posts: 6961
Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:38 pm
Location: Longwood Gardens PA 19348

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Crackpot » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:59 am

Word of advice when suffering from flu like symptoms do not watch comedy shows which induce great big belly laughs.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
User avatar
Crackpot
 
Posts: 9787
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 am
Location: Michigan

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:30 am

I told my wife yesterday that she's getting older and one sign is that she talks to herself so much. She can go for 10 or even 15 minutes at a time, several times a day.

Even worse, her memory has gone. When she stops talking, she says to me, "What did I just say?"
The world is full of shitty things that should never have happened. Look at Sean Hanitty.
"The Road to Little Dribbling" - Bill Bryson
User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
 
Posts: 15890
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Bloemfontein

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby ex-khobar Andy » Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:43 pm

I've noticed that when I don't hear what my wife says, it's because I need to wash my ears out. When my wife doesn't hear what I say, it's because I'm mumbling.

She's right, of course.
ex-khobar Andy
 
Posts: 1998
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:16 am
Location: Louisville KY as of July 2018

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby BoSoxGal » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:18 pm

Yet it’s me who gets called out as sexist on this board. :lol:
@realDonaldTrump, your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world! ~ Vicente Fox Quesada
User avatar
BoSoxGal
 
Posts: 11763
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:26 pm

:lol: Yes but if you think about it, you'll see it's not my wife that's at fault. (Hint: she's not really talking to herself). :oops:
The world is full of shitty things that should never have happened. Look at Sean Hanitty.
"The Road to Little Dribbling" - Bill Bryson
User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
 
Posts: 15890
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Bloemfontein

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby ex-khobar Andy » Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:07 pm

We're gonna need a bigger hint! This should do the trick!

Image
ex-khobar Andy
 
Posts: 1998
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:16 am
Location: Louisville KY as of July 2018

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:35 pm

Pardon me?
The world is full of shitty things that should never have happened. Look at Sean Hanitty.
"The Road to Little Dribbling" - Bill Bryson
User avatar
MajGenl.Meade
 
Posts: 15890
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Bloemfontein

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Long Run » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:15 pm

User avatar
Long Run
 
Posts: 5182
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:47 pm

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:01 pm

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
User avatar
Joe Guy
 
Posts: 9622
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pm
Location: Redweird City, California

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Scooter » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:10 pm

Image
White privilege is a thing.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.
User avatar
Scooter
 
Posts: 11965
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:04 pm
Location: Toronto, ON

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby BoSoxGal » Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:36 pm

Image
@realDonaldTrump, your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world! ~ Vicente Fox Quesada
User avatar
BoSoxGal
 
Posts: 11763
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:14 am

It just occurred to me that if Elton John and John Goodman had a baby, it would look like William Barr.

Image Image

Image
User avatar
Joe Guy
 
Posts: 9622
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pm
Location: Redweird City, California

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Econoline » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:27 pm

In a couple of hours I'm going to go have somebody poke a hole in my eye with a sharp laser.

Getting old is not for the squeamish.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
God @The Tweet of God
User avatar
Econoline
 
Posts: 7145
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby BoSoxGal » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:47 am

:o

I hope you mean cataract surgery, and not Lasik.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery and retention of best possible vision. :hug:
@realDonaldTrump, your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world! ~ Vicente Fox Quesada
User avatar
BoSoxGal
 
Posts: 11763
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Long Run » Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:50 am

Best wishes Econo. I assume the same as BSG but would add that LASIK was some of the best money I ever spent.
User avatar
Long Run
 
Posts: 5182
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:47 pm

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:09 am

A laser is also used in an operation to release eye pressure.
User avatar
Joe Guy
 
Posts: 9622
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pm
Location: Redweird City, California

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Big RR » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:54 pm

True, I had a friend who had that treatment for glaucoma; they put a tiny hole in the iris to relieve pressure. As I recall, this type of glaucoma was a fairly less comoon one that did not respond to drops well.

Good luck econo, I hop everything went well. I know my friend recovered quickly, and hope the same for you.
Big RR
 
Posts: 10493
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:47 pm

PreviousNext

Return to All our own work

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest