We all love puns

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No cheese sauce on your taco?

In queso emergency, remember ...

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Don't get yours, LJ - some kind of misheard song lyrics, I suppose?
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Meade - Tom Petty - Free Fallin'

Bill - That "Taco Bell" one was old when Carson used it.
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Thank you, E-man. Heard the song but never paid attention to anything other than "Free, free falling".

Not puns at all then. . .
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Thank you, E-man. Heard the song but never paid attention to anything other than "Free, free falling".

Not puns at all then. . .
Thanks MajGenl - I thought it was just me.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Thank you, E-man. Heard the song but never paid attention to anything other than "Free, free falling".

Not puns at all then. . .
Thanks MajGenl - I thought it was just me.
Hey, how come I'm getting the snark while Econo gets a pass?

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That's the way it is with Mondegreens
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Lord Jim wrote: Hey, how come I'm getting the snark while Econo gets a pass?
Because Annie Lennox is never wrong.
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Some of them want to abuse you.
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Yeah, and who am I to disagree...


It's okay... I'm used to being the unfairly maligned victim...


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Lord Jim wrote:Hey, how come I'm getting the snark while Econo gets a pass?
Because one shallow does not a bummer make?
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How can you tell if an ant is male or female?
Put it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant.
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The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
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Some large Australian reptiles got together to sing parody songs.

They formed a pun-croc band.
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Remember when plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject? Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.
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Not funny Scooter - I didn't even crack a smile.
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This bird cage is made from stainless steel.
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It is a nickelless cage.
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Not a pun but I saw this one last weekend
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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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