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Gob
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How I spend my Saturday afternoons..

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who will be the first to claim; "he may not be drunk, he may be ill"?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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The Hen
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I wondered where you went?

You should have told me. I could have made a fortune selling tickets.

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Strong winds or an invisible girlfriend?

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That appeared to be a definate uphill battle. One must wonder just how drunk this guy needs to be before he just lays the body down and sleeps it off. :shrug
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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That;'s my saving grace Miles. I can never get that intoxicated as I fall asleep after a little too much, a very little
too much in fact.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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That's reverse tolerance.

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No Lo, it's called "Old Fart" Syndrome.
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I suppose they mean the same thing; the tolerance to your alcohol intake decreasing.

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Sure lovey. Of course they mean the same thing.

One occurs when a heavy drinker develops liver damage and the liver no longer produces as great a quantity of the enzymes needed to break down alcohol in the body as it did before.

One occurs through ageing.

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I am sure you meant nothing when suggesting that my husband had an alcohol problem, nothing at all.
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loCAtek wrote:That's reverse tolerance.
AKA intolerance... ;)
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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I think I am beginning to get a bit intolerant.

I think I'll go and have a drink.
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It's a medical condition; after a long period of substance abuse, the intake affects the user much more quickly and strongly. Meaning they can drink less, but feel it more - the reversing of the tolerance build up they may have had before.
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I didn't think he was that old...

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You didn't? He's fucking ancient! His first job was building the Stonehenge bingo hall... which he never finished...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Whose?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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LMAO - Hmmm... he can only see my posts... :evil:

We were talking about umm... the Archbishop of Canterbury Strop.

Also Lo, that thing about Strop, the bucket of soapy frogs and the koala suit with the arse cut out has never been proven so you really shouldn't repeat it here. I also think it was unfair of you to describe him as a sheep-shagging, leek munching choirboy whose only redeeming feature is that sometimes he is asleep!

For shame!

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Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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No Lo. Gob isn't the alcoholic in this thread.






That would be the man in the clip he posted.
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He may not be drunk Hen, he may be ill...

Somebody had to do it!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Ha!

I thought you meant Gob
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Him too...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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