Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Bicycle Bill
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Who cares?

But now, thanks to a company called 'Yesito', you can buy a chicken harness with matching leash (on Amazon, of course) to help it cross safely.

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Comes in one of four colors — basic black, hot red, royal purple, and cool blue — in both small and medium sizes. A six-foot long lead is also included, and each harness comes with three different colored bow ties for use depending on your chicken's personality or moods.

As an extra benefit, the company says it also fits ducks, just in case you don't give a cluck about chickens.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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I think the owners of these leashes were no doubt chokin' the chicken too long.
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