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Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:14 pm
There comes a point in almost every woman's life when, as she reaches advanced age, she begins to accumulate cats.
The medical term for this condition is "manypaws".
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:37 pm
That reminds me of one I wrote years ago about a time in a woman's life when she reaches a certain age and loses interest in cooking. It's called menu pause.
wesw
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by wesw » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:54 am
j0e...., that was really bad....
yer killing me....
"hey j0e..., where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand? " b00m ba d00m ba dum b00m...., "hey j0e.... where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand"?
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:07 am
Academic debate about whether the Americas were first discovered by Vikings or earlier by ancient Greeks as evidenced by maps, were eventually put to rest by a simple argument.
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Under no circumstances is it correct to put the cartographer before the Norse
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
RayThom
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by RayThom » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:19 pm
The 10 funniest jokes of the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe
1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel
2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott
3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones
4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert
5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith
6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith
7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff
8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford
9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons
10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Scooter
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by Scooter » Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:36 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:31 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:25 am
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:44 am
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
ex-khobar Andy
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by ex-khobar Andy » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:55 pm
MajGenl.Meade wrote:
No: it's called turning down the bed.
Scooter
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by Scooter » Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:33 am
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:33 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:35 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
RayThom
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by RayThom » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:41 am
That's not just a gay issue.
My ex wife and I would often share similar profundity.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Econoline
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Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:14 am
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Scooter
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by Scooter » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:22 am
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:15 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:31 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:37 am
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose