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Gob
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A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving a new range of ice cream, made with breast milk.

The dessert, called Baby Gaga, is churned with donations from 15 women who responded to an advertisement on an online mothers' forum.

One of the women, Victoria Hiley, 35, said if adults realised how tasty breast milk was more new mothers would be encouraged to breastfeed.

Each serving of Baby Gaga at Icecreamists costs £14.

Mrs Hiley's donation was expressed on site and pasteurised before being churned with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest.

Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor placed an advert appealing for breast milk donations and believes his new recipe will be a success.

"If it's good enough for our children, it's good enough for the rest of us," he said.

"Some people will hear about it and go yuck - but actually it's pure organic, free-range and totally natural."

Mrs Hiley, who gets £15 for every 10 ounces of milk she donates to the company, said it was a great "recession beater".

"What's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash?" she added.

"I teach women how to get started on breastfeeding their babies. There's very little support for women and every little helps."

Mr O'Connor said health checks for the lactating women were the same used by hospitals to screen blood donors.

"No-one's done anything interesting with ice cream in the last hundred years," he added

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011
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Not for me I think.

I would rather not ingest any strangers excretions.
Bah!

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Ew.

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Very high on my "ick" scale...

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It gives a whole new meaning to 'special sauce'.

:oops:
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Thas just nasty!

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That they pasteurize it deals with my primary concern, that this would be a great way to spread diseases. I would hope that whatever sort of health inspections are done are ensuring that the pasteurization process is up to standard. This, however:
it's pure organic, free-range and totally natural
is completely bogus; they have absolutely no way of verifying what drugs, legal or otherwise, their "cows" have been taking or what toxins they may have been exposed to. If they are advertising their product as "organic" they should be charged with fraud.
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No more breast milk icecream
Ice cream made from breast milk has been removed from a central London restaurant on health grounds following complaints by members of the public.

The dessert, called Baby Gaga, went on sale at ice cream parlour Icecreamists in Covent Garden in February.

But Westminster Council officers removed the product to make sure it was "fit for human consumption".

Icecreamist founder Matt O'Connor said the donor was medically screened and the milk mixture was pasteurised.

The ice cream was churned with donations from London mother Victoria Hiley, and served with a rusk and an optional shot of Calpol or Bonjela. Each serving costs £14.

Westminster council said it had received two complaints from members of the public and concerns were raised by the Health Protection Agency and Food Standards Agency.

Tory Westminster Councillor Brian Connell said: "Selling foodstuffs made from another person's bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and, in this case, potentially hepatitis.

"As the local authority we will support small businesses and applaud innovative ideas wherever possible, but must protect the health of consumers."

Mr O'Connor, said: "We have had an amazing response - many women have come forward and offer to give us milk.

"You can buy alcohol and tobacco but not breast milk in Westminster.

"If Westminster bans this then I am going to begin a protest with mums who have already shown support."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12615353
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Still nasty.

Technically though isn't virtually all milk breast milk be it from cow boobies, goat boobies or mouse boobies?

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Any doubt that this ultimately would devolve into a market for schoolboy dares and kinky pasttimes?

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Bitty!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Shut up Sean, or I will vomit all over you!

Thank GOD for commonsense.
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The Hen wrote:Shut up Sean, or I will vomit all over you!


After Googling I understand your sentiment.

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Glad that's just a distant mammary...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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That they pasteurize it deals with my primary concern,
Yes, that's the first thing that would occur to me to think about here...

"Is the human breast milk that's being put in my ice cream cone pasteurized? "

That's always the first question I ask.... 8-)
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Try reading the whole sentence; my primary concern is that this would be a great way to spread disease. That it also happens to be fucking weird isn't any of my concern unless there would be some way it would be served to ME unawares.
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No really, were there anything but HETERO MALE customers for this?

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