Lunatic actress comes in from the cold

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:14 pm

Joe Guy wrote:You're right. My parents were WASPs.

That stings. What's nest?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:20 pm

I had an aunt from Australia that was always telling me to beehive.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:22 pm

You were her little stink-ger?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:29 pm

I tried to stay away from her because I couldn't stand her constant droning.

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:40 pm

Not her little honey, then.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:41 pm

Joe's a beest.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:52 pm

I give up. I have to bee going somewhere.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:55 pm

Joe Guy wrote:I give up. I have to bee going somewhere.

You may bee excused for the time beeing.

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:46 am

I warned you about dipping your wick Joe but you wouldn't listen . . .

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:00 am

A good candle pun is difficult to match.

wesw · Post by **wesw** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:09 am

is the enema machine an a0tumatic drip 0r the perculat0r m0del?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:17 am

Apparently, it doesn't matter how the coffee is made...

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:40 am

Joe Guy wrote:Apparently, it doesn't matter how the coffee is made...

I certainly hope you tested it out, you could use a good enema.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:56 am

Yeah, I tested it. I now recommend that people shouldn't use hot coffee.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:12 am

Joe Guy wrote:Yeah, I tested it. I now recommend that people shouldn't use hot coffee.

In your particular case I recommend ice water enemas. They will make you chill.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:25 am

Hmmm... I don't know about that. I'll have to sit on that idea for a while.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:47 am

Not too long, you don't want the ice to melt. That would take all the fun out of it.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:45 am

Icy what you mean.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:53 am

Make mine a crappucinno!

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:35 pm

Joe Guy wrote:Yeah, I tested it. I now recommend that people shouldn't use hot coffee.

You probably have grounds to sue Starbucks.

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